to miss or not to miss

Oh what crazy things shall occur during this time of relaxation and rest.

My parents are scheduled to return from their vacation with out us kids any moment, and I am extremely happy, yet unready for them to come home. Maybe its just because I'm a teenager and am enjoying this short period of independence a tad too much , but I am earnestly enjoying the peace and quite, with Kyle at grandmas, and Kierra off in her own world, the only person I need to be responsible for is me. Makes me think of life at college, a mere year away.
But along with this, I also find myself missing them. My dads random jokes, and my mom castigating him for bugging is kids, and then my dad laughing at her because he was TRYING to provoke her.

I hope its not bad to kinda not miss them, and yet miss them at the same time....

Thoughts to Ponder

And then the Fight Started...

These are Jokes that were much to amazing not to be passed on =D

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

Favorite Quotes

"Beauty with out intelligence is like a masterpiece drawn on a napkin"-unknown

I think this has become one of my favorite quotes, among many, as of late. I think its because the point is so simple, but so often ignored. People get so into looks, and trying to mimic Hollywood that they forget that beauty won't last, and then whats left? After you have spent thousands of dollars on things that go out of style, wear, tear, and fade, whats left over? Eventually everything you worked so hard on, so you can get the perfect look is gone. I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning let alone what my friends wore last week. This is just my thoughts on it. Here are a few more quotes I really like. =)

"Everything is possible with me, even the impossible."-Kelly

"my definition of a best friend: someone you can have the most random and most serious and most privet, and perverted conversations with on the most unique and most awkward subjects without it being a tad bit awkward"-Roman

"There's no excuse not to dream" -Anthony

"Defeat is not the worst of failures. To not of tried is the true failure"-George Edward Woodberry

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to overcome your fear."- Shawn Morrison

"Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed."-unknown

"If we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell other people not to kill one another?" -Mother Theresa