Dear tourists

Dear Tourists

Welcome the Midwest, here in Minnesota, you will find lots of activities, especially during our cold, miserable season many refer to as winter. If you are intending to pass through, or actually stay and visit for a few weeks, you are in for quite a treat. We have winds that will chill you to your bones and leave you shivering cold as you exit any heated building. We have snow reaching heights that will trap you indoors for days at a time. We enjoy slipping and sliding down freeways and highways causing collisions, which create lots of damage. But that's certainly not all, If you are not lucky enough to enjoy these activities and get to hit the slopes, you will enjoy going down hills, breaking bones, and getting whip lash. Or you could enjoy skating on lakes, if you pretend not to see the warning signs stating "Thin Ice" Imagine how much fun you will have falling through the ice and freezing to death.

Please do not have too much fun, and be sure to come back and visit us again soon =)

Yours truly,

The Minnesota Residents Who Are Dumb Enough To Live Here Year Round